Being a S O Y B O Y is obviously not good. How to find out if you are one? Check if these characteristics apply to you.
- has beard and/or glasses
- 20-30 years old
- commonly prematurely balding
- white knight with white guilt
- trendy, very active on Twitter
- favorite method of activism is complaining
- uses words like “problematic”
- donates to at least one Patreon female
- jumps to any woman’s defense on the internet despite not
- ever receiving any rewards or personal benefits
- submissive, passive, boring but outspoken
- attempted tobe an indie dev at some point (evidenced by
pix el art avatars)
- more functional in society than average beta males
- one step above fedora lords
- think they are all unique individua ls despite looking exactly
- Twitter bio and Tinder bio are identical
- will take his wife’s last name
Example usage: Hey, did you see a ll those nu-males giving Brianna Wu money?
- Do you “smile” with an open mouth?